RANKINGS MADNESS
Decided to have some fun with spreadsheets. It is important to note that all these evaluations are based off Yahoo ranks, which we all know are imperfect (we all Jean Machi is not the 71st best fantasy player). However, it is good enough and allows me to do this all without much effort. All of it was purely quantitative (just numbahs), so my views didn’t impact rankings – other than with the top free agents (the player had to be on the team for a significant portion of the time in which the value was produced).All stats are as of June 18th games.
Top 25 Overall
As opposed to the first time I created this list after Week 3, the cream has risen to the top. Whereas the total number of keepers, draft picks, and free agent were basically even, the list is now prominently keepers with 15 of 25, followed by 9 draft picks, and 1 lonely free agent (who has dropped 16 spots and is unlikely to end the season here). Any time you can get a draft pick into the top 25, you should be applauded. What really stands out is the players who have never previously been kept before, as it is a sign of a good talent evaluator – Tanaka (Russ), Brantley (Dave), Dozier (Mike), Frazier (Jason), Abreu (Adam). Take out the first round picks and the biggest picks of the first half go to Dave, Mike, and Jason, cus no one saw those guys coming.
RK
|
NAME
|
ORIGINAL TEAM
|
ACQUIRED VIA
|
STATS
|
CURRENT TEAM
|
1
|
Troy Tulowitzki
|
Moose is Loose!
|
keeper
|
(56/18/45/1/0.445)
|
|
2
|
Giancarlo Stanton
|
I Ate The Munchkins
|
keeper
|
(51/20/57/5/0.394)
|
|
3
|
Masahiro Tanaka
|
Mike Ehrman-Trout
|
draft – 7th
|
(0/113/1.99/0.95/14)
|
|
4
|
Paul Goldschmidt
|
Ring of Fire
|
Keeper
|
(55/15/52/6/0.378)
|
|
5
|
Johnny Cueto
|
The Angry Pirates
|
Draft - 9th (One Nut)
|
(0/111/1.92/0.83/13)
|
|
6
|
Mike Trout
|
Mike Ehrman-Trout
|
Keeper
|
(47/16/54/9/0.397)
|
|
7
|
Félix Hernández
|
One Nut Wonders
|
Keeper
|
(0/122/2.22/0.95/14)
|
I Ate The Munchkins
|
8
|
Nelson Cruz
|
Cowhide Joyride
|
Draft - 11th
|
(44/22/58/1/0.367)
|
|
9
|
Michael Brantley
|
Cowhide Joyride
|
Draft - 15th (Cowhide)
|
(49/11/46/9/0.391)
|
Donkey Punchers
|
10
|
José Bautista
|
The Angry Pirates
|
Keeper
|
(51/15/48/3/0.432)
|
|
11
|
Adam Wainwright
|
Donkey Punchers
|
Keeper
|
(0/91/2.15/0.93/11)
|
|
12
|
Carlos Gómez
|
Sexual Napalm
|
Keeper
|
(46/12/38/11/0.381)
|
|
13
|
Charlie Blackmon
|
One Nut Wonders
|
FA
|
(43/12/44/12/0.35)
|
|
14
|
Edwin Encarnación
|
Prestige Worldwide
|
Keeper
|
(46/20/54/2/0.344)
|
|
15
|
Víctor Martínez
|
The Angry Pirates
|
Draft - 12th
|
(34/17/45/2/0.385)
|
|
16
|
Josh Donaldson
|
Anal Hershiser
|
Keeper
|
(54/17/52/1/0.338)
|
|
17
|
Miguel Cabrera
|
I Ate The Munchkins
|
Keeper
|
(39/12/56/0/0.372)
|
|
18
|
Andrew McCutchen
|
Montezuma's Revenge
|
Keeper
|
(38/11/41/9/0.432)
|
|
19
|
Brian Dozier
|
Sexual Napalm
|
Draft - 16th
|
(55/15/35/15/0.347)
|
|
20
|
Julio Teherán
|
Moose is Loose!
|
Keeper
|
(0/84/2.31/0.93/13)
|
|
21
|
Yasiel Puig
|
The Angry Pirates
|
Keeper
|
(38/11/42/7/0.416)
|
|
22
|
Todd Frazier
|
One Nut Wonders
|
Draft - 20th
|
(45/16/41/7/0.345)
|
|
23
|
Scott Kazmir
|
Montezuma's Revenge
|
Draft -16th
|
(0/72/2.05/0.98/11)
|
|
24
|
Chris Sale
|
Keepin it REAL...
|
Keeper
|
(0/75/2.2/0.75/7)
|
|
25
|
José Abreu
|
Montezuma's Revenge
|
Draft – 7th
|
(37/20/53/0/0.321)
|
25 Best Draft Picks
This doesn’t weight the ranks based on where they were taken, but
simply gives credit where credit is due for finding the gems that were
available. Its not a surprise to see teams at the top of the standings well
represented, with about half of the list on Mike, Jason, Pierce or my team.
Interesting to see Dave with a few guys high on this list, but only seventh in
the standings. This is at least partially explained when you look at the 25
Worst Draft Picks.
#
|
NAME
|
DRAFTED BY
|
RD
|
STATS
|
CURRENT TEAM
|
1
|
Masahiro Tanaka
|
Mike Ehrman-Trout
|
7
|
(0/113/1.99/0.95/14)
|
|
2
|
Johnny Cueto
|
One Nut Wonders
|
9
|
(0/111/1.92/0.83/13)
|
The Angry Pirates (traded)
|
3
|
Nelson Cruz
|
Cowhide Joyride
|
12
|
(44/22/58/1/0.367)
|
|
4
|
Michael Brantley
|
Cowhide Joyride
|
15
|
(49/11/46/9/0.391)
|
Donkey Punchers (traded)
|
5
|
Víctor Martínez
|
The Angry Pirates
|
12
|
(34/17/45/2/0.385)
|
|
6
|
Brian Dozier
|
Sexual Napalm
|
16
|
(55/15/35/15/0.347)
|
|
7
|
Todd Frazier
|
One Nut Wonders
|
20
|
(45/16/41/7/0.345)
|
|
8
|
Scott Kazmir
|
Montezuma's Revenge
|
15
|
(0/72/2.05/0.98/11)
|
|
9
|
José Abreu
|
Montezuma's Revenge
|
7
|
(37/20/53/0/0.321)
|
|
10
|
José Altuve
|
Cowhide Joyride
|
8
|
(35/2/24/24/0.37)
|
|
11
|
Alexei Ramírez
|
I Ate The Munchkins
|
12
|
(37/7/36/12/0.342)
|
|
12
|
Koji Uehara
|
Donkey Punchers
|
11
|
(15/43/0.83/0.67/0)
|
The Angry Pirates (traded)
|
13
|
Brandon Moss
|
Sexual Napalm
|
11
|
(34/17/55/1/0.359)
|
|
14
|
Jonathan Lucroy
|
Keepin it REAL...
|
12
|
(35/8/37/3/0.405)
|
|
15
|
Brett Gardner
|
Sexual Napalm
|
12
|
(42/6/28/14/0.351)
|
|
16
|
Anthony Rendón
|
Montezuma's Revenge
|
19
|
(44/10/38/5/0.332)
|
|
17
|
Billy Hamilton
|
Anal Hershiser
|
7
|
(33/4/21/28/0.316)
|
|
18
|
Kyle Lohse
|
Anal Hershiser
|
20
|
(0/72/3.09/1.02/12)
|
|
19
|
Tim Hudson
|
Ring of Fire
|
19
|
(0/60/2.39/1.06/10)
|
|
20
|
Daniel Murphy
|
Moose is Loose!
|
14
|
(45/5/26/11/0.353)
|
|
21
|
Huston Street
|
Keepin it REAL...
|
16
|
(19/30/1/0.74/0)
|
|
22
|
Yoenis Céspedes
|
One Nut Wonders
|
7
|
(39/13/48/1/0.313)
|
|
23
|
Steve Cishek
|
Ring of Fire
|
16
|
(16/40/2.05/1.01/0)
|
|
24
|
Mark Buehrle
|
I Ate The Munchkins
|
22
|
(0/59/2.32/1.23/12)
|
One Nut Wonders (traded)
|
25
|
John Lackey
|
Keepin it REAL...
|
14
|
(0/90/2.96/1.15/12)
|
25 Best Value Picks
This weights where the guys were drafted, so rank – pick number = value.
No, Mike Morse hasn’t been the best player, but he was a bargain where Lars got
him in the last round. A popular occurrence is teams load up on
offensive players in the draft, only to drop them later for more starting
pitching. That’s because its pretty easy to identify a good hitter compared to
a great SP. Buehrle, Lohse, Hughes,
Hudson, Kazmir, Peralta weren’t highly sought heading into the draft, but they’ve
paid off big time. Two interesting players of note are the guys that were
dropped on this list. Mike surely is regretting dropping Khrush Davis, who
turned it on shortly after he was dropped, but Lars really lost a gem in Derek
Norris – a selection I scoffed at due to playing time hindrances, but he’s been
awesome
#
|
NAME
|
RK
|
TEAM
|
RD
|
STATS
|
CURRENT
|
1
|
Michael Morse
|
63
|
Prestige Worldwide
|
24
|
(32/13/44/0/0.343)
|
|
2
|
Todd Frazier
|
22
|
One Nut Wonders
|
20
|
(45/16/41/7/0.345)
|
|
3
|
Mark Buehrle
|
61
|
I Ate The Munchkins
|
22
|
(0/59/2.32/1.23/12)
|
One Nut Wonders (traded)
|
4
|
Kyle Lohse
|
48
|
Anal Hershiser
|
20
|
(0/72/3.09/1.02/12)
|
|
5
|
Phil Hughes
|
80
|
One Nut Wonders
|
23
|
(0/78/3.09/1.1/10)
|
|
6
|
Marlon Byrd
|
94
|
Keepin it REAL...
|
24
|
(34/11/42/1/0.32)
|
|
7
|
Tim Hudson
|
49
|
Ring of Fire
|
19
|
(0/60/2.39/1.06/10)
|
|
8
|
Anthony Rendón
|
45
|
Montezuma's Revenge
|
19
|
(44/10/38/5/0.332)
|
|
9
|
Howie Kendrick
|
118
|
Mike Ehrman-Trout
|
23
|
(38/4/28/9/0.341)
|
|
10
|
Brian Dozier
|
19
|
Sexual Napalm
|
16
|
(55/15/35/15/0.347)
|
|
11
|
Michael Brantley
|
9
|
Cowhide Joyride
|
15
|
(49/11/46/9/0.391)
|
Donkey Punchers (traded)
|
12
|
Justin Morneau
|
81
|
Cowhide Joyride
|
20
|
(28/11/44/0/0.335)
|
|
13
|
Ángel Pagán
|
105
|
One Nut Wonders
|
21
|
(37/3/19/11/0.356)
|
Urban Achievers (traded)
|
14
|
Scott Kazmir
|
23
|
Montezuma's Revenge
|
15
|
(0/72/2.05/0.98/11)
|
|
15
|
Huston Street
|
51
|
Keepin it REAL...
|
16
|
(19/30/1/0.74/0)
|
|
16
|
Joakim Soria
|
77
|
Anal Hershiser
|
18
|
(15/34/1.8/0.64/0)
|
|
17
|
Torii Hunter
|
155
|
Ring of Fire
|
23
|
(31/9/35/1/0.29)
|
|
18
|
Jimmy Rollins
|
137
|
Anal Hershiser
|
22
|
(35/8/26/11/0.34)
|
|
19
|
Miguel Montero
|
144
|
Montezuma's Revenge
|
22
|
(27/10/40/0/0.356)
|
|
20
|
Steve Cishek
|
56
|
Ring of Fire
|
16
|
(16/40/2.05/1.01/0)
|
|
21
|
Khris Davis
|
78
|
Sexual Napalm
|
17
|
(30/8/35/0/0.416)
|
Urban Achievers (dropped)
|
22
|
Adam LaRoche
|
130
|
Anal Hershiser
|
21
|
(34/17/45/2/0.385)
|
|
23
|
Víctor Martínez
|
15
|
The Angry Pirates
|
12
|
(24/8/34/2/0.416)
|
|
24
|
Derek Norris
|
140
|
Prestige Worldwide
|
21
|
(0/67/2.98/1.23/10)
|
Anal Hershiser (dropped)
|
25
|
Wily Peralta
|
132
|
Donkey Puncher
|
20
|
(30/8/35/0/0.416)
|
25 Worst Picks
Nobody wants this, but it is unavoidable. Surely, there’s a few guys
who you liked heading into the draft and were pissed when they were selected.
The real killers are those real early picks like Gyorko, Salazar (damnit),
Liriano, Miller, and Cingriani. But even late, you’re often deciding between
two or three guys and hope you get it right. Sometimes you’re deciding between
Tim Hudson and Ricky Nolasco and you go with the guy with the greater upside
and lose the opportunity to gain a vital cog in your rotation.
#
|
NAME
|
TEAM
|
RK
|
RD
|
STATS
|
1
|
Clay Buchholz
|
Cowhide Joyride
|
1423
|
12
|
(0/39/7.02/1.98/5)
|
2
|
Alex Guerrero
|
Cowhide Joyride
|
1385
|
20
|
(0/0/0/0/0)
|
3
|
Jedd Gyorko
|
Anal Hershiser
|
1060
|
8
|
(13/5/24/2/0.213)
|
4
|
Ricky Nolasco
|
The Angry Pirates
|
1184
|
19
|
(0/61/5.66/1.57/5)
|
5
|
Dan Uggla
|
Prestige Worldwide
|
1122
|
15
|
(13/2/10/0/0.243)
|
6
|
Will Middlebrooks
|
Keepin it REAL...
|
1072
|
13
|
(9/2/9/0/0.305)
|
7
|
Jake Peavy
|
Keepin it REAL...
|
1023
|
12
|
(0/67/4.53/1.44/8)
|
8
|
Danny Salazar
|
Montezuma's Revenge
|
959
|
9
|
(0/47/5.53/1.62/2)
|
9
|
Justin Masterson
|
Prestige Worldwide
|
996
|
12
|
(0/74/5.05/1.52/6)
|
10
|
Ubaldo Jiménez
|
Urban Achievers
|
1009
|
15
|
(0/68/4.86/1.51/4)
|
11
|
Francisco Liriano
|
One Nut Wonders
|
908
|
8
|
(0/77/4.6/1.45/3)
|
12
|
Brad Miller
|
Urban Achievers
|
914
|
10
|
(23/5/18/3/0.259)
|
13
|
Jim Johnson
|
Keepin it REAL...
|
984
|
16
|
(2/19/6.18/2.06/0)
|
14
|
Nick Swisher
|
Montezuma's Revenge
|
985
|
16
|
(18/4/20/0/0.294)
|
15
|
Chris Tillman
|
Urban Achievers
|
964
|
15
|
(0/58/4.82/1.49/7)
|
16
|
Tony Cingrani
|
Anal Hershiser
|
891
|
10
|
(0/58/4.52/1.49/3)
|
17
|
Grady Sizemore
|
Mike Ehrman-Trout
|
966
|
17
|
(14/2/15/5/0.288)
|
18
|
José Veras
|
Prestige Worldwide
|
940
|
18
|
(0/13/8.1/1.73/0)
|
19
|
Corey Hart
|
One Nut Wonders
|
938
|
18
|
(12/5/17/2/0.295)
|
20
|
Mike Moustakas
|
Mike Ehrman-Trout
|
928
|
18
|
(17/7/26/0/0.24)
|
21
|
Tim Lincecum
|
Montezuma's Revenge
|
833
|
11
|
(0/76/4.81/1.49/7)
|
22
|
Zack Wheeler
|
Sexual Napalm
|
823
|
11
|
(0/79/4.38/1.42/8)
|
23
|
CC Sabathia
|
Cowhide Joyride
|
834
|
12
|
(0/48/5.28/1.48/2)
|
24
|
Chase Headley
|
Donkey Punchers
|
839
|
12
|
(19/6/23/2/0.288)
|
25
|
J.J. Hardy
|
Ring of Fire
|
829
|
12
|
(18/0/15/0/0.318)
|
Top 25 Free Agent Pickups
Lower in the list, I had to decide whether to include some guys. Chisenhall isn’t on here as he gained a
significant amount of value on the wire, then on my team, then on Chris’ team,
so I can’t really hand out credit. Former part-time closers like Melancon and
Broxton were left off as well as they were quickly discarded upon losing their
title (and middle relievers tend to rank high).
Each of the top five were pretty early pickups (besides maybe Keuchel) by
their respective teams, so those guys get a lot of credit. Playing the wire is
an integral component of building a successful team, and as you can see, few
teams like to get rid of these gems.
#
|
NAME
|
RK
|
PICKED UP BY
|
STATS
|
CURRENT TEAM
|
1
|
Charlie Blackmon
|
13
|
One Nut Wonders
|
(43/12/44/12/0.35)
|
|
2
|
Dee Gordon
|
27
|
Sexual Napalm
|
(38/2/21/37/0.33)
|
|
3
|
Dallas Keuchel
|
36
|
Moose is Loose!
|
(0/79/2.63/1.06/11)
|
|
4
|
Melky Cabrera
|
38
|
I Ate The Munchkins
|
(44/10/35/4/0.338)
|
|
5
|
Francisco Rodríguez
|
41
|
Montezuma's Revenge
|
(22/39/2.29/0.93/0)
|
|
6
|
Jason Hammel
|
60
|
Sexual Napalm
|
(0/85/3.02/1.02/9)
|
|
7
|
Zach Britton
|
64
|
Moose is Loose!
|
(9/28/0.72/0.88/0)
|
|
8
|
Alfredo Simón
|
69
|
Sexual Napalm
|
(0/55/3.05/1.11/12)
|
Donkey Punchers (traded)
|
9
|
Garrett Richards
|
72
|
Montezuma's Revenge
|
(0/87/2.87/1.11/10)
|
|
10
|
Josh Beckett
|
73
|
Montezuma's Revenge
|
(0/76/2.49/1.03/7)
|
|
11
|
Sean Doolittle
|
74
|
Sexual Napalm
|
(9/48/2.12/0.62/0)
|
|
12
|
Marcell Ozuna
|
85
|
The Angry Pirates
|
(34/12/42/2/0.31)
|
|
13
|
Alcides Escobar
|
91
|
Ring of Fire
|
(34/2/23/18/0.331)
|
|
14
|
Tanner Roark
|
92
|
I Ate The Munchkins
|
(0/69/2.85/1.1/10)
|
|
15
|
Joaquín Benoit
|
111
|
Keepin it REAL...
|
(1/37/1.47/0.75/0)
|
|
16
|
Jesse Chavez
|
112
|
One Nut Wonders
|
(0/78/2.93/1.2/9)
|
|
17
|
Collin McHugh
|
135
|
The Angry Pirates
|
(0/66/3.03/1.08/5)
|
|
18
|
Jason Vargas
|
145
|
Anal Hershiser
|
(0/71/3.25/1.21/12)
|
|
19
|
Cody Allen
|
152
|
Ring of Fire
|
(7/39/2.7/1.13/0)
|
|
20
|
Danny Duffy
|
177
|
Moose is Loose!
|
(0/42/2.83/1.11/4)
|
|
21
|
Drew Pomeranz
|
186
|
Montezuma's Revenge
|
(0/48/2.91/1.24/2)
|
|
22
|
Roenis Elías
|
203
|
Cowhide Joyride
|
(0/80/3.91/1.2/5)
|
|
23
|
Bud Norris
|
211
|
I Ate The Munchkins
|
(0/56/3.73/1.17/5)
|
|
24
|
Héctor Rondón
|
213
|
Ring of Fire
|
(7/32/2.36/1.2/0)
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25
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Wei-Yin Chen
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213
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I Ate The Munchkins
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(0/60/3.78/1.24/6)
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Top Keeper Groups
The core of your team can greatly impact the course of your team’s
season. Perhaps it should come as no surprise that four of the top five team by
average ranks of their six keepers are in the top five overall (Mike is 7th
due almost entirely to Machado). Having
one or two good guys is great, but you really need four to six good (and
healthy) ones. An interesting case study here is Russ, who is near the bottom
of the actual standings. He’s second overall, but if you look at preseason
expectations, his average should be in the 50s at worst. It lends support to
the draft missteps he recently acknowledged (Profar, Belt, Castellanos, Sizemore,
Mous, Feliz, Brothers), even though he nailed his first pick.
#
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TEAM
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AVG RK
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KEEPERS (original teams)
|
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1
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One Nut Wonders
|
89.8
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Adam Jones
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Félix Hernández
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Adrián González
|
José Reyes
|
Xander Bogaerts
|
Ian Kinsler
|
2
|
Mike Ehrman-Trout
|
99.5
|
Mike Trout
|
Clayton Kershaw
|
Robinson Canó
|
Hanley Ramírez
|
Carlos González
|
Gerrit Cole
|
3
|
Keepin it REAL...
|
117.5
|
Chris Sale
|
Jacoby Ellsbury
|
Ian Desmond
|
Max Scherzer
|
Jason Heyward
|
Dustin Pedroia
|
4
|
Montezuma's Revenge
|
127.2
|
Andrew McCutchen
|
Anthony Rizzo
|
José Fernández
|
Cole Hamels
|
Shin-Soo Choo
|
Jean Segura
|
5
|
I Ate The Munchkins
|
137.0
|
Giancarlo Stanton
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Ryan Braun
|
Miguel Cabrera
|
Jordan Zimmermann
|
David Wright
|
Carlos Santana
|
6
|
The Angry Pirates
|
168.7
|
José Bautista
|
Yasiel Puig
|
Gio González
|
Justin Upton
|
Craig Kimbrel
|
Domonic Brown
|
7
|
Sexual Napalm
|
198.2
|
Carlos Gómez
|
Yu Darvish
|
Freddie Freeman
|
Stephen Strasburg
|
Adrián Béltre
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Manny Machado
|
8
|
Moose is Loose!
|
221.7
|
Troy Tulowitzki
|
Julio Teherán
|
Zack Greinke
|
Chris Davis
|
Cliff Lee
|
Carlos Beltrán
|
9
|
Donkey Punchers
|
260.5
|
Adam Wainwright
|
Kyle Seager
|
Matt Carpenter
|
Matt Holliday
|
Alex Cobb
|
Prince Fielder
|
10
|
Ring of Fire
|
302.3
|
Paul Goldschmidt
|
Hunter Pence
|
Matt Kemp
|
Jay Bruce
|
Joey Votto
|
Ryan Zimmerman
|
11
|
Cowhide Joyride
|
334.8
|
David Price
|
Eric Hosmer
|
Buster Posey
|
Pablo Sandoval
|
Allen Craig
|
Oscar Taveras
|
12
|
Prestige Worldwide
|
336.3
|
Edwin Encarnación
|
Alex Gordon
|
Jayson Werth
|
Evan Longoria
|
Mark Trumbo
|
Mike Minor
|
13
|
Anal Hershiser
|
340.5
|
Josh Donaldson
|
Madison Bumgarner
|
George Springer
|
Brian McCann
|
Wil Myers
|
Justin Verlander
|
14
|
Urban Achievers
|
398.3
|
Jason Kipnis
|
Álex Ríos
|
Albert Pujols
|
Starling Marte
|
Matt Cain
|
Bryce Harper
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Average Rank of Original Roster
I completely acknowledge that this has very little value. Everyone’s
roster fluctuated shortly after the draft because of injuries, waiver pickups,
NA demotions, restructurings, etc. But what this shows is Pierce’s talent as a
GM. Not only is he easily in first here,
but he’s fourth in the overall standings and he’s only made SEVEN pickups (no
other team has less than 15). Now, the Real Ranks have consistently shown he’s
benefited from matchup luck, but he hit on some great picks (Iwakuma 10th,
Lucroy 12th, Yelich 13th, Lackey 14th, Street
16th, Howard 18th, Eovaldi 23rd, and Byrd 24th)
to go with his group of high-functioning keepers.
#
|
TEAM
|
AVG RK
|
1
|
Keepin it REAL...
|
289.7
|
2
|
Sexual Napalm
|
322.5
|
3
|
Montezuma's Revenge
|
344.0
|
4
|
The Angry Pirates
|
363.7
|
5
|
Moose is Loose!
|
400.2
|
6
|
Mike Ehrman-Trout
|
402.1
|
7
|
Donkey Punchers
|
414.6
|
8
|
Cowhide Joyride
|
417.1
|
9
|
Urban Achievers
|
419.9
|
10
|
Anal Hershiser
|
424.7
|
11
|
Ring of Fire
|
425.8
|
12
|
Prestige Worldwide
|
428.9
|
13
|
I Ate The Munchkins
|
448.3
|
14
|
One Nut Wonders
|
450.2
|
First Round Picks
Last one just shows what we all tend to focus on leading up to the
draft, which is the first round. Some teams nailed it, some whiffed, some got
hit by the injury bug.
PICK
|
TEAM
|
PLAYER
|
RK
|
1
|
One Nut Wonders
|
Yoenis Céspedes
|
54
|
2
|
The Angry Pi...
|
Anibal Sánchez
|
98
|
3
|
Anal Hershiser
|
Billy Hamilton
|
46
|
4
|
Donkey Punchers
|
Ben Zobrist
|
385
|
5
|
Urban Achievers
|
Pedro Álvarez
|
159
|
6
|
I Ate The Mu...
|
Mat Latos
|
387
|
7
|
Prestige Wor...
|
David Ortiz
|
107
|
8
|
Sexual Napalm
|
Desmond Jennings
|
201
|
9
|
Montezuma's ...
|
José Abreu
|
25
|
10
|
Moose is Loose!
|
Joe Mauer
|
394
|
11
|
Cowhide Joyride
|
Josh Hamilton
|
773
|
12
|
Ring of Fire
|
James Shields
|
169
|
13
|
Mike Ehrman-...
|
Masahiro Tanaka
|
3
|
14
|
Keepin it RE...
|
Billy Butler
|
289
|
Nice write-up. I was trying to figure out why my team is so shitty and you have confirmed all my suspicions. The Anal Hershiser fire sale may soon commence.
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