2015 Keepers

Moose is Loose
OF Carlos Gonzalez COL
SS Troy Tulowitzski COL
1B/3B Cris Davis BAL
1B/OF ChrisCarter HOU
SP Zach Grienke LAD
SP Julio Teheran ATL

Ring of Fire
1B Paul Goldshmidt ARI
1B Joey Votto CIN
OF Jay Bruce CIN
OF Hunter Pence SF
3B Kris Bryant CHC
2B Jason Kipnis CLE

Donkey Punchers2
SS/OF Hanley Ramirez  BOS
1B Prince Fielder TEX
OF Michael Brantley CLE
3B Kyle Seager SEA
1B Adrian Gonzalez
2B/OF Mookie Betts

Prestige Worldwide
1B/3B Edwin Encarnacion TOR
3B Evan Longoria TB
1B David Ortiz BOS
OF Matt Holliday STL
SP Cole Hamels PHS
SP Jeff Samardzjia CHW

Cowhide Joyride
C/1B Buster Posey SF
C Devin Mesoraco CIN
2B Jose Altuve HOU
SS Xander Bogaerts BOS
SP David Price DET
SP Michael Wacha STL

Anal Hersheiser
3B Josh Donaldson TOR
OF George Springer HOU
OF Nelson Cruz SEA
OF Billy Hamilton CIN
2B Brian Dozier MIN
SP Madison Bumgarner

One Nut Wonders
OF Ryan Braun MIL
1B/OF Jose Bautista TOR
OF Justin Upton SD
OF Corey Dickerson COL
3B Nolan Arenado COL
SP Johnny Cueto CIN

Keepin It Real...
SS Ian Desmond WSH
OF Jacoby Ellsbury NYY
OF Jason Heyward STL
OF Christian Yelich FLA
SP Max Scherzer DET
SP Chris Sale CHW

Urban Achievers
OF Bryce Harper WSH
OF Jorge Soler CHC
SS Jose Reyes TOR
2B Ian Kinsler DET
1B Albert Pujols LAA
SP Jose Fernandez MIA

I Ate The Munchkins
1B/3B Miguel Cabrera DET
OF Yasiel Puig LAD 
C/1B/3B Carlos Santana CLE
OF Yoenis Cespedes DET
SP Felix Hernandez SEA
SP Jordan Zimmermann WSH

Mike Ehrman-Trout
OF Mike Trout LAA
2B Robinson Cano SEA
SS Starlin Castro CHC
SP Clayton Kershaw LAD
SP Masahiro Tanaka NYY
SP Gerrit Cole PIT


Sexual Napalm

OF Carlos Gomez MIL

1B Freddie Freeman ATL

SP Stephen Strasburg WSH

3B Adrian Beltre TEX

1B Victor Martinez DET

SP Matt Harvey NYM

Montezuma's Revenge
OF Andrew McCutchen PIT
1B Jose Abreu CHW
1B Anthony Rizzo CHC
2B/3B Anthony Rendon WSH
OF Starling Marte PIT
SP Corey Kluber CLE

Angry Pirates
OF Giancarlo Stanton MIA
OF Adam Jones BAL
1B/3B Todd Frazier CIN
OF Matt Kemp SD
3B Manny Machado BAL
SP Jon Lester CHC