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We're 1/3 of the way through the season, which is a good time to start assessing where you're at and what you plan to do moving forward.
The recent trade between Jeff and Jason is an interesting one. Chatwood and Carpenter have been major disappointments while Jon Gray has done his typical flash of brilliance followed by stretches of suckdom. At this point in the season, it's perfectly reasonable to assess a player and what they will produce. However, there's still time to overcome underperformance, so it's not set in stone. But Carp is projecting at 59/14/59/0/.323 and Chatwood at 3.70/1.62 with 150 K, while Gray is at 5.33/1.39 but with 209 K and the key difference is Chatwood is getting lucky 5.35 xFIP while Gray is decidedly unlucky at 2.94 xFIP. Chatwood and Carpenter may very well turn it around and Carp has been better as of later, but at this point, there was no reason to give up on a solid SP4 with SP2 upside to get them. Jeff wins this one by a big margin.
Like Judge and Bellinger last year, Ozzie Albies has come up and shown the bigs really aren't THAT hard. Meanwhile, 19 year-olds like Ronald Acuna and Juan Soto are sprinting through minor league systems in one season -- both have now done the Low A to Majors route in one season or less. It's a young man's sport and identifying the right one can mean the difference between being a good team and a great one.
Speaking of great teams, Thor and Tomohawk have shown remarkable consistency, both with volatility in the 0.5 range. That's really difficult to do 7 weeks into the season, particularly when you consider Chad has the 4th best hitting and 4th best pitching.
Meanwhile, consistency isn't such a great thing when you're in the bottom. With VARs in the 1.5 range, Brokeback and Donkey should perhaps start considering making some changes. Meanwhile, Cowhide is really feeling the strain of a tough draftboard.
There's a lot of stars in the top 25 this year. Mostly keepers, Ozzie, two young RPs, a guy who was dropped by a moron, Haniger, Story, and a surprising Morton.
1 Mookie Betts Bos - OF Sexual Napalm
2 Mike Trout LAA - OF Montezuma's Revenge
3 Justin Verlander Hou - P Donkey Punchers
4 Bryce Harper Was - OF Thor's Hammered
5 Gerrit Cole Hou - P Donkey Punchers
6 Max Scherzer Was - P Montezuma's Revenge
7 Ozzie Albies Atl - 2B Tomahawk chops
8 Aaron Judge NYY - OF Moose is Loose!
9 Manny Machado Bal - 3B,SS Sexual Napalm
10 José Ramírez Cle - 2B,3B The Angry Pirates
11 Freddie Freeman Atl - 1B,3B Tomahawk chops
12 J.D. Martinez Bos - OF Sexual Napalm
13 Chris Sale Bos - P The Angry Pirates
14 Francisco Lindor Cle - SS Take the Knebel
15 Corey Kluber Cle - P One Nut Wonders
16 Josh Hader Mil - P Tomahawk chops
17 Charlie Blackmon Col - OF Take the Knebel
18 Tommy Pham StL - OF Take the Knebel
19 A.J. Pollock Ari - OF Brokeback Moundmen
20 Brandon Belt SF - 1B,OF Anal Hershiser
21 Mitch Haniger Sea - OF Thor's Hammered
22 Trevor Story Col - SS Ring of Fire
23 Charlie Morton Hou - P Tomahawk chops
24 Adam Ottavino Col - P Cowhide Joyride