Week 14 Real Rankings

As the Real Rankings now show, there is now a new most aggrieved team in the league.  Thor’s luck has corrected and his 5^th place Real Ranking is in line with his 7^th place, but poor Dan and his group of Urban Underachievers are sitting pretty at 6^th in the Real Rankings but a dreadful 13^th in the actual standings. The roster looks good too. Will be a sad reality if he ends up having to sell because the talent is there for a playoff run if he can sneak in.

 

Not a big surprise that Jason’s One Nuts are the top team over the last four weeks at 4.7, as he’s been on quite a role lately, but the number two team is a bit surprising. Anal Hershiser is bringing a 5.1 Real Ranking over the last four weeks, compiling a 26-10-4 record over that span, which has vaulted the duo into 5^th place in the Actual Standings. Fun fact: Anal is tied with Thor for third in most sub-5.0 Real Rankings weeks at 4. Napalm is second with 6 and One Nut is first with an astounding 8 weeks.

 

There are 8 teams with real ranking between 7.0 and 8.0, meaning it is incredible close among the teams jockeying for a playoff spot.

 

18 days until the two-week open trading period begins. Teams will be able to deal two of their 7-10^th round picks during this time frame. There is not limit on the number of these picks you can acquire.

 

All-Star team over the first two-thirds of our season:

C Buster Posey, Cowhide (K)

1B Paul Goldschmidt, Ring (K)

2B Jose Altuve, Cowhide (K)

3B Josh Donaldson, Anal (K)

SS Ian Desmond, One Nut (10^th round)

OF Mike Trout, Brokeback (K)

OF Kris Bryant, Ring (K)

OF Bryce Harper, Thor (K)

SP Clayton Kershaw, Napalm (K)

SP Madison Bumgarner, One Nut (K)

SP Max Scherzer, Keepin (K)

SP Jose Fernandez, Urban (K)

SP Johnny Cueto, Cowhide (K)

SP Stephen Strasburg, Donkey (K)

RP Kenley Jensen, Anal (9^th round)

RP Jeurys Familia, Urban (12^th round)

RP Sam Dyson, Montezumas (FA)

 

All-Value team over the first two-thirds:

C Wilson Ramos, Brokeback (FA)

1B Wil Myers, Napalm (12^th round)

2B Daniel Murphy, Cowhide (12^th round)

3B Jake Lamb, Anal (FA)

SS Jonathan Villar, Montezumas (FA)

OF Mark Trumbo, Thor (22^nd round)

OF Jackie Bradley Jr., One Nut/Angry (FA)

OF Mike Napoli, Moose (FA)

SP Drew Pomeranz, Stroman (FA)

SP Marco Estrada, Urban (18^th round)

SP Rich Hill, Montezumas (FA)

SP Kyle Hendricks, Stroman (13^th round)

SP Kenta Maeda, Napalm (11^th round)

SP Michael Fulmer, Anal (FA)

RP Sam Dyson, Montezumas (FA)

RP Jeanmar Gomez, Brokeback (FA)

RP Will Harris, Cowhide (FA)

 

Another tough statistical reality for Dan: Urban is third in Real Ranking in the season’s second trimester. The past seven weeks:

1	One Nut Wonders	4.74
2	Sexual Napalm	5.53
3	Urban Achievers	6.48
4	Montezuma's	6.49
5	Anal Hershiser	6.59
6	Cowhide Joyride	6.86
7	Thor's Hammered	6.93
8	Ring of Fire	7.26
9	Brokeback	7.50
10	Moose is Loose!	7.53
11	Stroman my Cobb	7.90
12	Donkey Punchers	8.08
13	Keepin it REAL...	8.21
14	The Angry Pirates	9.69

 

Don’t forget, WEEK 15 DOES NOT END SUNDAY. In Yahoo, it carries over into next week’s games, so expect some gaudy cumulative stats by the time Week 15 ends on July 24.

 

Will catch up on trade reviews in the next week.