2016 Keepers

Sexual Napalm

3B Manny Machado BAL

SS Carlos Correa HOU

OF Mookie Betts BOS

SP Clayton Kershaw LAD

OF Justin Upton DET

1B Freddie Freeman ATL

Montezumas Revenge

OF Andrew McCutchen PIT

1B Anthony Rizzo CHC

1B Jose Abreu CHW

3B Miguel Sano MIN

SP Corey Kluber CLE

OF Joc Pederson LAD

Cowhide Joyride

C Buster Posey SF

2B Jose Altuve HOU

SS Corey Seager LAD

3B Todd Frazier CHW

OF Giancarlo Stanton MIA

SP Johnny Cueto SF

I Ate the Munchkins

SP Noah Syndegard NYM
OF Starling Marte PIT
1B Miguel Cabrera DET
OF AJ Pollock ARI
OF Bryce Harper WAS
OF Yasiel Puig LAD

Frizzell

1B Eric. Hosmer KC

SS Addison Russell CHC

SS Francsico Lindor CLE

OF Charlie Blackmon COL

SP Steven Matz NYM

SP Rasiel Iglesias CIN

Anal Hersheiser

OF Nelson Cruz SEA

OF George Springer HOU

2B Dee Gordon MIA

SP Jacob de Grom NYM

3B Josh DOnaldson TOR

TBA

One Nut
1B Edwin Encarnacion TOR
OF Jose Bautista TOR
3B Nolan Arenado COL
SP Madison Bumgarner SF
SP Jake Arrieta CHC
TBA

Ring of Fire

1B Joey Votto CIN

3B Kris Bryant CHC

1B Paul Goldschmidt ARI

OF Hunter Pence  SF

C Kyle Schwarber CHC

SP Carlos Carrasco CLE