Sword on Fire is currently in first after Wednesday night's games. He is also playing Angry Pirates, which compares to playing yourself at masturbation. You're always going win. SOF has a very good chance at taking the regular season title with his current record and opponent.
Lincecum on Some T's on Montezuma's are locked up in a tight battle. Lincecum is in the playoffs, but he is looking to get the number 2 slot in order to lock up the 1st round by. Montezuma's just needs to split the week in order to get in.
Prestige Worldwide and Moose is Loose are also locked up in a dogfight. If I can grab a few more categories and Lincecum falters I have a shot at securing the 2nd place slot. Moose and Big Schill are battling for the 6th and final playoff spot, and we won't know who clinches it until Sunday.
Donkey Punchers has the opportunity to go from first to 7th in a 3 week span if he shits the bed this week. I would laugh hard and say "I told you so" if this happens. His team has been playing waaay over their heads this year, and they are cooling down at the wrong time.
Yes, the rumor is true. I got married last weekend. The beginning of the end has begun. I no longer have testicles, and I walk around with my head down so I don't make eye contact with other woman. I will never be the same man again, especially after getting cunt-punched in the face at my bachelor party at Mohegan Sun. I still am shaking off the post-concussion symptoms and I look forward to having my front teeth returned to my head.
BIG WEEK!! Playoffs start on Monday!!
Now cue the creepy fat kid who will haunt your dreams for the next week.
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You should have said "post-cuntcussion syndrome." I saw this happen first hand and will never forget it for as long as I live.
ReplyDeleteHow did you even come across that video? What did you search for? Super fat 6 year old makes everyone feel awkward?
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